Hanukkah Is The New Chanukah
07. Dec, 2004 
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– And in honor of the Festival of Boring: IU’s Jews broke the Terps’ Jews’ ‘whirled’ record for twirling the most dreidels simultaneously. That still doesn’t make up for the shalacking my hometown boys put on my alma mater! [via Navi]
– Still looking for the perfect gift for that special someone? How bout this or this? [via Pure Boy/Karnov Fan Club Pres]
– Juss in case you missed it in the comments section, be sure and watch Cuthy Cuthbertensenjansen in the make-up chair AND talk about how lame her 24 character was! I cant bee leave she isn’t on the upcoming season. I was so looking forward to seeing her being chased by giraffes!! [via Tony’s CPU]
– Anytime Kornheiser uses ‘Les Boulez’ or ‘LaSooz’ in an article, most likely yer in for a treat.
– The fourth annual Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival is set for June 10 – 12, 2005. Time to start stocking up on patchouli!!!
– Dat’s a whole lotta swizzle sticks!
– Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis to you too!
– The duet to end all duets: Damon Albarn and Dennis Hopper!?!?
– The reunion tour no one has been waiting for: Motley Crue
– Ferguson Named New Host ‘Late Late Show’. Who? Robert Ferguson?
– Hilton’s crotch. Beyonce’s crotch. I don’t think I’ll ever look at microwaved tuna the same again. [via City Rag Doll]
– The Winner of the SAT tackles The F$#kability of The Golden Girls! Here’s Part 1 & Part 2.
– Neue Yawkers, this bee a free screening worth screening: Hotel Rwanda.
– Police, help us! Someone stole our pot! [via Hoosier for Life]
– Lohan lip syncs. Lohan doesn’t want to lip sync. Lohan likes using sinks.
– I mean, who doesn’t want ‘Thigh Master loves you‘ written on their M&Ms?
– Grammys shmammammays.
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– I usually don’t post any corrections, but one of our fine readers, Stephen Rossensen, pointed out two things that I neglected to mention in my brief rant about Vin Dizzle’s latest joint: 1) it’s blatant re-hash of Mr Nanny starring Hulk Hogan AND 2) it’ll be a duel to the death for wurstest movie of the year along side The Son of The Mask.
– Things I Love About Japan, like Boong Ga Boong Ga. [via The Excrementalist]
– And did you ever wanted to look at a pictorial of someone giving a mouse an enema? Then go ahead you sick-o-path, click away! [via Boston Baked Beanhead]
