Is Christmas Over Yet?
25. Dec, 2004 
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– Peace the fork out to former O’s Skipper Johnny Oates. You and Mickey ‘Fruit Loops’ Tettleton were my early 90s heroes, besides Mr Ernst from Hey Dude.
– SEE HER FORMER ROYAL THIGHNESS PERFORM LIVE IN TIMES SQUARE FOR MTV’S NEW YEAR’S EVE BASH! LLski will Co-Host the MTV New Year’s Eve Bash for 2005 AND perform LIVE OUTSIDE in Times Square. Wanna score free tix? Here’s the deal: u must be in NYC during New Year’s, be at least 16 years old, and email MTV.PRODUCTION.CASTING@MTVSTAFF.COM. Juss Type “LOHAN” in the subject line of your e-mail. Include: name, age, phone #, address & PICTURES (Include friend’s info as well if you want them to be considered).
– Wanna see what a real list of the best movies of 2004 looks like? Well, yer gonna have to wait until 2005 for mine, but peep Film Comment’s in the greenwich mean time. [via Big Bad Bogsworth]
– Wonder what Paris Hilton gives her friends for their b-days? Well, she gave her House of Wax (should be renamed House of Les Hotties) co-star Cuthy Cuthbertonson a bottle of her perfume and a signed copy of her book.
– Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas. [via Potbelly Eater #1]
– Homer Simpson to be killed and Ricky G/David Brent to pen an episode. Maybe there’s still hope for the show. [via Fiddle Faddle]
– Bjork gets soaked in ice water. That’s hot and I’m all wet meself just thinking about it.
– Cecil tackles the age ole question Was the swastika actually an old Native American symbol?
– The kiddies over at Double Viking are giving yer humble mumbler, the Thigh Master, a run for his money on movie reviews. Czech out their take on Almodovar’s Bad Education.
– Blockbuster’s online DVD service dropped its price to $14.99 for a full year. Netflix has no plan to match that price. Not only that, but this dude thinks in 2005 or 6, the two companies will merge. [all via Hacking Netflix]
– Arafat secretly funneled money into Bowlmor Lanes and now the company wants to return all the invested monies. Either way, this gives me a great eggscuse to never go there again. I mean, they charge and arm and a leg and a penis for bowling AND shoes and yet they don’t even oil their frigadero lanes!!
– I’ve heard of camel toe, but Jamal toe?
– Air Passenger Gets Hefty Fine For Attempting To Smuggle Salami In Luggage. [via Sister Thighs]
– Could this 80’s kid show featuring rainbows, playing with yer friend balls, and playing with a girl’s maracas be for real? You be the judge. [via Mustard King of Cleveland]
– And me juss wanna pass along a huge Merry 2,004th b-day to Jesus. Thanks for making all of the world’s athletes that much better. And on the 7th day, yer daddy created Cuthbert…
