No Dave Butz About It
13. Dec, 2004 
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– The biggest hit at the Thigh Master’s family Channanaunaukah brunch besides the Latkes had to be Cat Butt Gum. Nothing sez Judaism more than chewable felines’ anus. Anywho, Mumsy seemed to enjoy the lil thangs I got for her, and hopefully popsy will have the nerve to rock his Manischewitz® tee in public. On the receiving end, me was pretty happy to getz a new pair of 180s ear muffs and the $40 A Day book. Think these gifts blow? Oh yeah, well Hannaunankah does too! At least le fam del Thigh Master are Jamaica bound and gagged in a couple o weeks time! Thank Gawd AND the Maccabees!!
– The Golden Globes, the mostest pointless awardses, have announced their nominations. Still, it is a nice to see someone recognize the amazingness that is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
– A baby is born with no face (pussies need not click). [via Victor Newborski]
– Andy Rooney: CBS News Anchor?
– This guy can’t be fo real. [via Z de la R]
– Last minute holiday shopping: Rocky statue or some Star Wars locks of hair. [via the I-Train]
– Carl’s Jr to add a hamburger w/fried egg to their breakfast line-up. Will the bigger guns follow suit? But more importantly, when will MacDougal’s start selling their hash browns all day? [via Made of Brawnsteeee]
– And the breastest headline I’ve read in awhile be: Lindsay Lohan’s Huge Thighs Are Responsible For Her Weight Loss! Huge are not, in her thighs, we lust!!
