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10. Dec, 2004 
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– Me and The Thinker attended the WORLD premiere of The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou last noche. We saw Billy Murray and Jeff Goldblum chillin’ in the lobby and when I took a leak afterwards, Spike Lee was in my way when I wanted to use the sink. Anywho, while Mr Thought enjoyed the film, I was deeply disappointed and I think mos of you Wes Anderson whores will be too. There’s a lot to like about it (esp Knockout Ned from City of God singing Bowie and the Adidas Zissou kicks), but I eggspect a lot more from Wes and Co. I could go on and on, but there’s a time and place for that. Stay tuned.
On with the regular crapola!
– War of the Worlds and Willy Wonka teaser trailers! [via The I-Train]
– Britney has stinky feet.
– If there’s ever a Hobbit movie directed by Peter J, the gang will all be back!
– Merry b-day to Meg White and her basoombas. Even if you are a robot.
– Peace the fork out Jerry Scoggins, you ballader of Jed Clampett and Texas tea!
– James Brown has prostate cancer. At least he’s not living with a hernia. [via Fleaski]
– Man Charged With Sandwich Rage.
Sorry guys, I tried to stay away from All Things Lohan, but she juss makes too much news that’s fit to mint.
– Lohan’s parents follow her lead and head for a permanent splittsville.
– Fez muss have a thing for lip suckers syncers. First he was banging Double L and now has his sights set on trAshlee Simps. Hey, someone warn Fabrice Morvan, of Milli Vanilli fame shame, before Wilmer starts humping his leg too!
– Lohan graces the cover of this week’s EW. Next week I bet the national masturbation level rises 7 points above average.
– Lohan visits Opie & Anthony. And here’s a pic of some dude smelling the chair she sat in. [via Alan J Pac-Man’s Love Child]
– Enuff about her former Royal Hotness already! Anywhozitz, the picture below [via Spencer for Hire] makes me want to do two things: smoke a cigarette and bone her six ways from Tuesday. Have a killah weak end everyone!
