Barton The Interruption
24. Jan, 2005 
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Can you beeleaveski that Mischa Mishka and Bartjams turneth 19 today? She’s so very fine, like Veryfine drinks, that she could pass for 29. I bet her favorite team is the SF 49ers. And she’s so hot and licious that I’d even find time out of my busy schedule to 69 her. And she’s so un-like her ugly dog brother Falkor, that she actually put the OH in Ohio. Did I mention that croquet never looked THIS good?
– What do you a buy a Chilean performance artist who’s covering her naked body with raw meat? Hats of Meat, duhvs! By the lame, does anyone know whatever happened to HatsOfMeat.com?
– Play every Nintendo/GameBoy/Sega game HERE! [via Navi via BeantownSportsGuy]
– If Jamie Foxx doesn’t win the Best Actor Oscar, Chris Rock is going to steal one ‘ from one of the sound or light people that win and give it to him.’
– Audrey Tautou possib on board for Opie’s da Da Vinci Code. Look, I love the wide-eyed French femme, but is this going to make the movie too sugary and cutesy? Regardless, the only thing that would keep me from seeing it would be if they cast Vince Vaughn.
– Last week during the Inauguration festives, CBS shmaltz specialist Steve Hartman headed to DC in search of President Bush in the flesh. Along the way he petted an armadillo, sat on a cow, paid a visit and cash to a scalper, took in a Hilary Muff performance, and yes, finally caught a glimpse of The Double-U himself.
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– Have you been terribly jonesing since the days that fat Star Wars Kid took over the world (the Psycho remix is a personal flav)? Well, I guess we could call this a sequel [speakers ON]. And by this, I mean a fat kid gettin all jiggy to a Romanian techno song, on a webcam. Gawd bless the internerd. [much loved link via Ceffle]
– And whilst wees at-at it, why not take a peep at this video remix thingie about how messed up our gov’mint is. [via Juwanamaker]
– Five Things You Didn’t Know About Natalie Portman, but really won’t care to remember either!
– Is the world really ready for Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo? Well, I know my dad is.
– Noel Gallagher hates Christmas.
– Nevada Judge Throws Out Lap-Dance Law
– Cuthbert pic w/NSFW see-thru top? Sounds too good to be true, cause it probably is… [via Clevetown Mustard King] Instead, how bout something so real, it’ll make you wet your pants in a good way, like its twin pic did to you last go around…
