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27. Jan, 2005 0 Comments

– Strangers With Candy: The Movie: The Website is finally up and running. And although the faces may have changed, the hassles are still the same! Me say WILL be the best movie of 2005. If you’ve never seen the series cause yer punk-arse doesn’t have cable or cause you think Friends is a ‘comedy’, tits never too late to catch up bizsnatches.

– Kate Moss gives Pete Doherty his liberty(ine) via text message. I think it was dumb at first sight.

– Clive Owen be the favorite to play Bond. Thank gawd, cause I didn’t really want to eat off the heads of Broccoli.

– Wanna be the next Ken Jennings? Without being a white bread summabizatch loser dorknutz single wife wielding Mormon? Then enter yer info here if yer gonna be in the following areas in Feb of the ’05: Hotlanta, Chi-town, Houston, LA, Mad City Wisc, NYC, Phoenix, Tampa, Toronto, or DC.

– Jack Bauer to be killed? That’s about as likely as Agent Driscoll getting a decent haircut.

– The Eels drop a 33 song double LP (world eggcited) this spring, with help from Tom Waits and REMer Peter Buck.

– Dubai bans The Darkness from wearing catsuits. What’s the opposite of meow? Weom?

– Madonna sez no to David Brent. They way things are these days, that statement should be reversed.

– Did PTI kill the sports column? Hard to say, but there’s no reason why Stephen A. Smith, Bob Ryan, and Dan Le Batard should constantly be on anyone’s TV. [via Clevetown Mustard King]

– Who was the first ever victim of the Gatorade shower? I’ll give u a hint, he’s probably got tuna breath. [via Ask Y!]

– Did you hear, the LES is so ‘over’ and has become ‘a bar mitzvah’. Right J?

– Twat did that say? Rusty Kuntz? [via Lou Mal’s #1 Fan]

– Watch the WORLD’S WURST WEATHERMAN do his thang. [via The Fid-didler]

– Amanda Bynes + chocolate fight = click me. [via That IS Just Right]

– Want to help the poor? Buy an autographed photo from Tonya Harding. [via Newbsy]

– The Donkey Boner returns!

– Thieves Steal Sausages Instead of Cash

– Pimped out bicycles

– PostSecret

– Dionne Warwick’s Cosmic Peephole

– And if yer in Tampa this weekend, you probably have already cleared your calendar for THE Wrestle Reunion, featuring the likes of “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, “The Million Dollar Man” Ted Dibiase, “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka, Terry Funk, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Wendi Richter, and many many many many more. And by many more, I don’t mean Mandy Moore, but just a shitload more wrastlers!! But for jizz and giggles, here’s a pic of MM, who could have the world’s greatestest cheeks… [wrastlin info via your Uncle Grambo, pic via Tony’s CPU]