Gone To The Boggs
04. Jan, 2005 
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– Congratzi to Wade Bogglechampion and Ryne Doucheberg on being the newest inductees into MLB’s HOF. And big ups to the 2 people who voted for Tom Candiotti. By the lay, who the jordie la forge names their kids Wade or Ryne? I mean, you can use both those names in a really bad sentence, like, ‘Wade ryne here til I’s gets back now, yous hears?‘ Them names make Espn, as a kid’s name, sound almost normal! ALMOST! Semi Boggs related link: Don’t worry yer lil heart out Madame Twoswabbs, these people don’t know their wax figures from their wax holes!
– If you can rent out The Fridge or Corky, of course you can Rent-A-Midget. [via Zach de la Roachclip]
– Posh spice has had 3 boob jobs? Tell me more!
– Star Wars Tres may go all PG-13 and shit on us. Rumor has it cause there’s this scene where Jar Jar gives Watto a glass bottom boat (where you place saran-wrap over someone’s face and then take a dump on their face). Anywho, who knew that after all these years, Billy Dee was still one smoothe mothersticker? Doesn’t hurt that he’s surrounded by a pack of white people. [via Double Veester/Thigh Master imposters]
– Beck’s new album delayed til March. Let the Anti-Beck-Alley-Abortion protests begin!
– It must hurt when a brother of a Backstreet Boy sez yer singing is udderly whack. It must hispecially sting when said person was also yer former flame AND also dated yer biggest rival. Too bad for said person that in 10 years time, he’ll be sucking cock for nickels.
– WWJLLAAB (What Would Jesus Look Like As A Boy)? [via Nipsy Newbular]
– The future always sounds better in the past. I mean, who doesn’t want to drive a hovercraft?
– Everyone most flavorite fooball team, The Washington Redskins, already know who they’re playing next year. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say they’re going 16-0.
– Don’t forget about The Gates, coming soon to a gigantic public park (possibly) near you!
– Police Say Man Rages Over French Fries
– Catchdubsdotcom, now with 100% less Orko and 40% better link color legibility. I guess you take the good with the bad, and the ugly.
– I have the body of an adonis, and a D that makes Ron Jeremy look like a cloned hybrid of a disemboweled Jeremy Sisto (pre “Moonlight and Valentino,” snatch) and Rainbow Brite wearing a fucking strap-on dipped in au jus. That being said, I have decided that my New Year’s resolution will be to simply continue being fucking wonderful. What the fizzle does this rizzle mean? I dunno, but 2005 will toast def be The Year Of Peabs.
– And just for jizz and giggles, by way of The Scrappy Hapster, we give you this thang…
