Search & Destro
16. Jan, 2005 
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All bloggers, web masters, Dutch Masters and Thigh Masters care about their own site’s statistics. If they claim they don’t, then they’re probably too dumb to set up a site meter in the first place. The mos delightful part of the whole dang thing isn’t the numbers of peeps visiting Thighland, but how dem love actually got to this site in the first place. I’m sure some of you bookmark this haven for the of objectification women, some via many of our wonderful superfriends, but some of you lot venture here on accident, aka those randomly searching for shiz on the internets. Well, welcome you accidental tourists! Hopefully you found what you were looking for, but if you didn’t, hopefully you learned something new, like what kinds of sweaters I buy on ebay, who I’d love to sodomize every night, and my feelings on ‘director’ Kevin Smith. Anywho, here’s a recent sampling of you what you accidental tourists/sick fu#k$ were searching for and what you got instead…
– Yearning to know all about “life goes on” corky “fight the power”? Well, I do have some info on that infamous act when hip-hop finally met with Down Syndrome, but yule also find a link which reveals that Arafat’s last screen role was in The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou.
– Lusting for some juicy links that got dem good ole ass and thighs? Well, hopefully you’ll be mesmerized by my tales of funnel cakes and frozen chocolate covered banana eating.
– Or desperate to find out if your wife’s thighs are spread all over the world wide morgan webb’s web? Sorry, your wife won’t let me take pictures of her thighs, just her poonanny, but why not take a listenage to this motherload of Jim Mora Sr audio rants you just unearthed.
– Do you need an easier way to find a screen cap of Cuthbert touching her sweet clothed-a$$? Then just type in Sirprizes firefox and we’ll get you there in lickity splickty no thyme.
– For those desperately seeking rebel billionaire jessica McCann nude, don’t even bother visiting TWS, and just click here or here or even here , if backsides are yo thang!
– And for those of you soul II soul searching for a picture of thighs (NOTE: before you click that thighs links, be forewarned that you shall get far more than you bargained for, like images of vaginas, bad tan lines, some chopped up looking thing (and no, i’m not talking about a vagina)) you will be rewarded with a picture of Her Former Royal Thighness’ side boob. Oddly enuff, if you typed grambo alou, that would also get you to those luscious side boobies.
And now for some Destro action as promised in the title!!
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