Dirrrty Purty Thangs
02. Feb, 2005 
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Audrey Tautou Is
Deli-Scruumptious & Adorable
– The kids over at Donkey Boners scrounge up two fab links today: 1) watch a guy beat Super Mario 3 in 11 minutes and 2 seconds! Good thing he didn’t have to face Bowser from Sha Na Na. 2) (if u didn’t see it) Napoleon Dynamite delivering a Top Ten list on Letterman.
– Iron Maiden to play Reading/Leeds? What?
– Jen & Brad’s splittsville has left Ali G homeless. [via Golden Boy]
– Michael Stipe dreams of Shirley Maclaine, tells her about it, and then she proceeds to freak out on him.
– We all know that pink may be the new blog, but apparently The Gay Master is the new Tr3nt.
– The blog we’ve all been dreaming creaming of: The NFL Cheerleader Blog. I mean, where else are you gonna learn about such sorta-hotties (which btw, are the new porta-potties) as Ravens’ rah-rah-raher, Mary Claire Butt.
– Wannamaker, do you want me to get you an Xbox Millennium Falcon for your b-day? Or I could just re-gift the re-gifted calendar that you gave me for mine? [via Double Vski]
– The Big Shocker. [via Guns n’ Rosenthal]
– Joan is a bigger hack than Brian DePalma.
– Looks like this Rabbi won’t be getting many more tips if he keeps giving babies herpes during circumcisions. [via Mustard King of Clevetown]
– North Korea Declares War On Long Hair
– Miami Judge Drops Charge Against King Kong [via Mr Poon]
– The Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese is one thing, but Jesus in a frying pan? What’s next, the image of the Arcade Fire appearing in a bag of Fritos? [via Nebraska Ben]
– Peabs not only just became a professional kangaroo named Bart Jemima, but the first professional kangaroo to publicly profess his love for an iPod. [via Uncle G-Funk]
– One of the breastest headlines I’ve seen in awhile: Salma Hayek’s Naked Breasts Make Her Want To Kill Herself. That’s odd, dem bazoombas make me want to ‘off’ myself in a entirely different way. Ahhhh Hayek’s boobs.
– And for those of you moaning for more Cuthbertness, I have some major hotness to unleash later today, but in the meantime, suck on this… Mischa pic [1nce again via Mischa-B.com]
