Melissa Joan Hart Surgery
14. Feb, 2005 
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Me juss wanted to send out a special I HEART YOU to the sweetest darn thang in all of Thighland, Mrs Elisha Cuthbert-Thigh Master The II. Without you, none of this would be possible. I’d also probably have only 4 readers. And merry B-Day to Kid Kadoji!
[pics via The Double V]
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– For those of you rolling solo like Han on V-Day, here’s a special treat: every famous person’s Playboy pictorial, from Le Femme Nikita, to Old Blue Eyes’ daughter, to Mike Tyson’s punching bag, and even to a very scary/hairy Madgedonna. Enjizz Enjoy! [via ONTD]
– And if you need tips on how best to enjoy enjizz the above haz matz, let the Druken Stepfather be yer guide.
– Not a good day if yer a fan of the NHL or Jeff Gaycia.
– WHY GAWD WHY did you allow someone to make an American/bastardized version of the The Office? Watch many a painful clips here. The agony begins Thursday March 24th @ 9:30. So much for much for must see TV. More like, muss pee on my TV when I see these shows TV!! [via ONTD, again]
– I often wonder if PG County Police have a whole division dedicated to Twerp fans.
– ABBA reunite publicly for the first time in almost 20 years! Too bad that not even a billion dollars could get them into those umcredible white outfits again.
– I love when pornos are disguised as ‘films’ and have killer soundtracks. Case in point, Michael Winterbottom’s 9 Songs. [via A-Baby]
– Jerri Blank stars in the one of the least sexiest photo shoots I’ve ever seen. Good times, good times. [via Clevetown Mustard King]
– Could you imagine sitting next to Andy Rooney at the Super Bowl?
– Uri Geller bends spoons and kids over in support of Jacko.
– Jack Osbourne wants to become a NYC fireman. I guess he’s looking for something a lil bit more challenging than his guest spot on Dawson’s Creek. [via Superfish]
– Mary-Kate & ET, bitched @ Swirth. [via Cpt Cum]
– Peace the fork out to Dick Weber, a guy who loved shiny balls.
– Justin Case you didn’t know, Cewebrity is back! Some might say butter than ever!
– Renee Pufferfish & Jack Paleface, and Kate Boringsworth & Orlando Borefest all back together again? Enuff already. I swear this is the last posting about either of these couples. Anywhozitz, their offspring would look something along the lines of this:
