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25. Feb, 2005 
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– Before my Thighs were Wide Shut, and even before my Non-US ladies were all Hottied up, I used to write quite a lot for my boys over at InsideJoke.TV. But now that I’m such a huge superstar blogjay, I have less and less time for my old compadres. However, I will never forgot all that they have done for me, like paying me in hamburgers, so I always throw back some love when I can. And my latest contribution is the most brilliant thing you’ve ever read that has the word ‘gopher’ in it. I present to you, my qwikie guide to winning your Oscar Pool: Million Dollar Maybes. Maybe it will even help yer chances of beating me in my pool, which u still need to sign up for (group id ‘Thighs R Us’, password ‘cuthbert’). U can even PayPal me the $10 entry fee! How easy is that? And if I win, I promise I’ll become like all the other cool people and get meself an iPod.
– Here’s a pic of HRT the II with my giant boner stabone towering in the background. Big ups to my best friend Balthazar Getty who snapped this… although I’m so sick of him putting his name all up on his pics.
– How great was The OC lass noche? Peter Gallagher AND his eyebrows gettin into trouble, better girl on girl action, Spiderman refs, and the peace the fork outtings of two of my least flavorite characters, Lindsay & Zach! And I figure once Marissa’s done with her whole lezzie phase, she may take on a whole new animal kingdom.
– Daddy Lohan claims his shenanigans have helped LL’s career. Too bad it’s another Michael that brought her this far… ME!!
– The teaser of Phil K Dick Linklater’s A Scanner Darkly his online. Basically, if you liked Waking Life, yer gonna love this. [via The Bitch]
– Birdneck Paltrow and Chris Boring’s love on the rocks? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (s)topp!!
– Things I never thought of doing til Peabs suggested it #5: watch ‘The Bicycle Thief on ‘ludes and kit kat while getting your ass Edvard Munched upon by Mark Fidrych…‘
