Punky Brewster’s Millions
24. Feb, 2005 
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– I used to have such a pre-pubescent hard on for Soleil Moon Frye, but alas, she reduced her boob size, seduced Kevin Arnold, and disappeared off the face of Uranus. While she hasn’t pulled a full-on Barret Oliver, I hadn’t seen a pic of her since the early days of the internerd. Anywho, aftering bumbing around on UseMyComputer, I found a few, and I muss say, I’m not too pleased with the 21st Century version. We aint talking reverse boner action here, where one’s boner literally goes into the pelvis instead of out (like when I first saw Large Marge in Pee Wee’s Big Ad), but she hasn’t been keeping up with my joneses. Sure, the cleavage crease does raise my flag a bit, but there’s juss something about her look these days that I can’t put a penis on. Maybe she’s too thin, or her hair’s too black, or it could be the denim fetish, but I think it’s time to bid her adieu for the rest of my life. I mean, look what became of that lil girl from Troop Beverly Hills! She’s still riding down Hottie Lane. So what’s your story Sun-Moon Fried? Peace the fork out.
– I wonder why Lohanski always thanks her family in speeches, but omits daddy’s name when doing so? Maybe cause he threaten to kill all of them?
– Gawd bless the Oscars for being so dang classy. So dang classy in fact that they’ve barred Paris, Britney, and Pam from getting anywhere near them! This is an event for Kings and Queens, and even Princes.
– Speaking of her Royal Whoreness, were u wonderwomaning how dem hackers hacked into Paris’ T-Mobile account? It really wasn’t that difficult a task… hispecially since everyone knows the name of her dog.
– Revenge of the Sith image spoilers are up if you care. [via The D-Dubs]
– Belated b-day wishes to the world’s greatest living actress.
– Love to dance AND fight for yer country? Well, apparently America is giving its soldiers ecstasy. Glow sticks not included. [via The Blur]
– Alvin Stardust, star-durst?
– Two heads are better than one? Probs not in this case.
– Anne Hathaway is fed up.
– Re-edit the clizzzasic Psycho shower scene. [via MetaFilts]
– Policeman Bribed With Burgers
– For the record, I have never hustled for money in Thompkins Square Park.
– And what’s hottier than pics of Paris with Burt Reynolds? Pics of GIRLS EATING SANDWICHES!!! [via The Golden Child]
UPDATTTTTTTE: Moby to tour. Here be the dates thus far:
Mon 04/11/05 Norfolk, VA – The NorVa
Fri 04/15/05 Philadelphia, PA – Electric Factory
Sat 04/16/05 Boston, MA – Avalon
Tue 05/17/05 Manchester, UK – Carling Apollo Manchester
