The 2000 Flushes Toilet Bowl
07. Feb, 2005 
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Wooahdeehoodeehow kids!! What a semi-effin-boring Super Bowl that was, eh? Well, I’m mainly saying that cause I was in Motown Philly and was pulling for dem Eagles hard. And with the loss, there wasn’t one riot or lootingage to join in on. FORKsticks!! I really needed a new TV too! It was probably a good thing since I was in a mighty food coma thanks to my famous 7-layer dip. Anywho, I’ll have a full pictorial of my cheesesteak pilmigrage tomorrow or Whizday, so stay tuned. In the meantime, here’s the crap…
– Peter Gallagher/Sandy Cohen better get his act together, cause another Gallagher is taking a stab at acting… and this one is the real king of eyebrows.
– This whole Lohan thing has gettin out of hand. OK, maybe not as much as it did before, but purty darn close. I mean, being cast to play Meryl Streep’s daughter in a Robert Altman movie based on some Garrison Keillor jounks? WTF?
– The Gorillaz & Coldplay’s forthcoming LPs will not be released until after Marzo 31st cause EMI blows. At least they’re paying their employees for the next two weeks, unlike a company I know.
– It’s so UNphair that Liz finally lets us see her boobage. [via ProductNYCer]
– Marissa/Mischa/Mischka’s lesbian storyline only to last ‘five or six episodes‘. BOOOOOOOO! At least DJ’s back to mowing someone else’s lawn.
– Jurassic 5 & Black Crowes are Bonnaroo bound.
– No word on a release date yet, but Twin Peaks season 2 DVDs will contain brand spankin new video transfers. And by spankin, I mean to the thought of Mädchen Amick serving up some of her pie.
– Carnie Wilson, fat once again.
– Female Soldier Demoted For Mud Wrestling [via Fleaski]
– Japanese homeless men get free HJs by women who love dirt! [via Guns n Rosenthal]
– My Spidunkadunk Makes Your Vagina Look Like Phil Donahue!
– Wurstest Animated Spock w/Sideburns Gif That Will Destroy Your Eyes [via Golden DisSpencer]
– Her Royal Thighness the II’s, aka dElishious Cuthbert, next project will be The Itty Bitty Titty Committee. I cant bee leave for a second that she’s actually on that committee, and not on they’re rivals’, The Super Luscious Cockteasing Backsideriffic Committee. And I love how I don’t even need to do any Cuthy pic sleuthing anymore, they juss cum to me, via such makers and pushers of hotty hotness like Tony & Tr3nt! Kisses on all yer all’s pink parts.
