ConVince Me Otherwise
04. Mar, 2005 
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– Guess who’s not seeing Be Cool this tweakend? ME! First of all, I don’t really remember being so wowed by Get Shorty. Secondbasely, Vince Vaughn is in it, so you know it has a 76% chance of sucking dingleberry cereal. Thirddiddly, I have better things to do like take a dump on Central Park’s remaining Gates and braid my uni-brow hair.
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– Man Smokes 800 Cigarettes In Less Than Six Minutes?!?!?!
– The Planet of the Apes is almost upon us. If you don’t bee leave me, then feel free to ask this guy what happened to his testicles. [via Time Werespanko]
– I juss loves it when Grambo takes a mini-hiatus to actually do his day job, leaving the faithful high and dry, and then comes straight back like he never took one second off with such klassics like, ‘Is it just me or does Tori Spelling kind of look like one of them there Nazis from “Raiders”, post Ark Of The Covenant revelation?’
– Watch this guy literally take a dump on the MGM Grand in Vega$. [NSFW via Zach de la Roach Motel]
– Memo to Hollyweird: Stop making the same Ashton Krutchcher movie over and over. Eggzibit Q: A Lot Like Love, co-starring Amanda ‘My Horse Teeth and Wide Eyes Are Friggin Scary’ Peet.
– Take a look see to this picture of Lohan performing the most un-sexy female car washing scene in film history. [via ONTD]
– Give some peepage to Basement Jaxx’ video to their latest, ‘Oh My Gosh‘
– Dave Rowntree joins Damon in the world of animation.
– I’ve seen the future of hotels and they be called YOtel. I mean, who cares about space when yer bed rotates AND you get internet access. [via Curious George’s Mum]
– I’ve also seen the future ice cream and it’s NOT Dippin’ Dots.
– Oldie, but goodie: New Changes to Old Star Wars Saga [via DataWhat?]
– Spider-Man’s Greatest Bible Stories [via Lackey Daze A Cool]
– Innit so umazing that day is 03/04/05? And if you’re in Europe reading this, it innit so cool, cause the date would be 04/03/05.
– Jowlers.com [via Forrests 4 All]
