Dead Alive
23. Mar, 2005 
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• WHFS may be dead (yet sorta alive online), but apparently that doesn’t mean that the HFStival is dunn like Peter Warrick Dunn. According to UnwrittenLaw.com [via ASH Pipe], it’ll be May 14th @ The M&T Bank Stadium in Ball’more with the following line-up:
Interpol
Muse
NY Dolls
Billy Idol
Sum 41
Social Distortion
Bravery
& others TBA
And Justin Case you didn’t know, Billy Idol shaves his testicles.
• I muss say, after about 3 listens, the new Moby jounks, Hotel, is bona fidedidly awesomealicious.
• I don’t know what’s more offensive, Pat O’Brien’s saucy voice mails or the shirt he’s showing off in this article. Either way, If I were in his position, I would have licked Nancy O’Dell’s face too!
• Four things I’d rather do without: Ben Affleck as a director (cept his debut had the greatestist title of alls time), a P Diddy produced ‘black’ Oceans 11 (considering the white one is unwatchable), a Kutcher/Mac buddy cop flick, and drumroll please… Santa Clause 3.
• Bappy effin Hirthday to two people I want to bone on the 4th of July: Hope Davis (41) & Damon Albarn (37)!
• A deceased Marlon Brandon to reprise his role as Jor-El in the new Superman movie???
• Yeah Yeah Yeahs Scrap New Album cause it sounded too much like their first one. You mean the one that sounds like a some nasty chick screaming thru a megaphone whilst having a broom shoved up her poonanny? Seriously, who listens to that garbage? Why not waste yer money on some real garbage! [last via Guns N Rosenthal]
• Me loves me some competition in the bidness world. Why thanks to Google Mail, my boys over at Yahoo! are gonna bump up my free account from 250mbs to 1 effin gig!
• How do you say ‘Yo arse cheeks looked mighty fine pressed against a metal pole‘ in German?
• That is one effin large strawberry!
• It’s been awhiles since we heard from our President who makes ‘f%cking Stephen Hawking’s talkbox look like a Peter Frampton concert.’ Oooh, baby, you KNOWS I love your way.
• Dying to see YESsica Alba bottomless? Dream on pal (or lecherous lezzies) cause she’s afraid her dad will disown her if she did show her bushy von crotchy-crotch. Or more like her dad would be eggstremlee turned on like the rest of us and that’s juss plain wrong… for the dad, not us!
Alba + her bum = Album
