Dr Christmas Jonesing
03. Mar, 2005 
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– Lowest IQed Couple Call It Quits!!! Yep, pregnant Denise Richards filed for divorce from Charles Sheen!!! No word as to why, but I think she wants to run away with her new boyfriend, become a pilot, and fight the giant insects of Klendathu.
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– Steve Hartman should be arrested for not being funny.
– Her Former Royal Thighness speaks out about being a party girl: ‘I’m not going to deny the fact that I’ve tried pot. I hated it. But I’ve never tried cocaine.’ I believe you LL.
– Paris painting a nekkid Nicky. [sorta NSFWness via ONTD]
– Is Steve Martin the new Tony Randall?
– Will Smith be hatin’ on breasts.
– Moby, the teacher. Now he can put people to sleep with his music AND his words.
– Don’t even try to put one of these words or phrases on a personalized jersey from the NFL shop you Ass Clown! Thankfully ‘Your Name’ is eggceptable… which is what the Thigh Master has on the back of his Redskins jersey. [via Johnny Dollar Bill$$$]
– Fingerbootyology [via MetaFiltz]
– What people’s desktops look like
– More Yahoo! 10 Year B-Day Fun!
– Best blog I’ve seen in awhile: Blink O Rama [via Zach de la Roachclip]
– Looking for the perfect St Patty’s Day gift? Bid on one of Tawny Peaks’ breast implants.
– And juss in case u were wondering, this is what HRT II’s autograph looks like. But something tells me you’all be too busy looking at the lightbulbs in the background.
[via UseMyComputer]
