Hitchcockmuffins
26. Apr, 2005 
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• Remakes of Hitch’s The Birds AND Strangers On A Train are a go-go?!?!@!# What a big no-no!!! (Oh, poor FloJo.) Didn’t we learn anything from Gus’ poopfest at 24 fps? Is nothang sacred anymore? What else is in store? Citizen Kane starring Owen Wilson? Or Gone Wit Da Wind with Ludacris and Rachel Bilson? I’m turning over in my grave and I’m not even dead yet!! [via Skeeter]
• What two actors do I miss the mostest? Thanks for asking!! Well tis gotta be Shelley Duvall & Pete Postlethwaite. Guesses what? Olive Oyl and The Father, whose name is in the of, co-star alongside Jennifer Hotteley [NSFW] in this Ringu-Ragu type garbage.
• Physically I haven’t changed since I was 13.
• Seth Cohen to geek out with George Lucas? Maybe his chin/neck will gobble gobble em up!
• Carnie Wilson takes a dump the size of a baby!
• Going to Coachella and seeking autographs? Here’s a list of ’05’s CD signings at the Virgin MegaTent.
• Spank the lord, I’ll be straight for years to cum. But I’d still never bone a scorpion or let a spider lick me.
• Watch crappy nekkid vids of Penelope, Cat-Zeta, & pre-nasty areola Tara. [NSFW, duh]
• Chloe kicks a$$!! [via Pinkster]
• Peep Mrs Brady’s tang
• 12:11 PM: As expected, Jets fans belatedly boo the selection of the new pope
• World’s Wurstest House o’ Wax Fan Art Mt Everest!
• World’s Bestestest Hartford Whalers Animated Gif Mt Everest! [via Remember The]
• And will I be the only reader on earth of the upcuming mag, Every Day With Rachael Ray. Apparently so. Don’t worry Double R, I will always love you and support any of yer endeavors. I mean, if you sold farts in a bottle, I’d buy em by the caseload!
