Parts & Labour Pains
06. May, 2005 
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• If money were fries, I’d be broke in .4 seconds.
• Didn’t czech it out yesterhay? Well, you haz to today: Rosie O’Donnell is a big fat retard who loves buses, marshmallows, toilet seats, being touched by Andie McDowell, and talking really loud – THE MONTAGE!!!
• Blessed be the ones who greenlit Catherine Zeta-Tomata-Zendejas-Jones-Douglas in that outfit Part II!
• NME gives props to Demon Days + one lengthy-arsed Gorillaz interview. BUT WHEN WILL THE US TOUR DATES BE ANNOUNCED?!?!
• Posh: I Wannabe A Singer. Reason 21245667891 to leave planet Earth.
• Al Gore, the internets older brother, finally gets some respec
• Torr has some tasty nuggets for y’alls.
• Slough-ouch!
• The new and improved Amy Sedaris.com
• When I grow up, I either want to go to Bovine University or Whore College.
• Abi Titmuss is a genius, and has a name I’d loved to rub my member on.
• The 27 Million Dollar Paper Weight
• Jesse Metcalfe Picks His Nose
• Sh%t is bananananas [NSFWness via Kizuna Lover #1]
• I don’t
• And Trey, if you ever lay a hand on Mischa Mischka again, I’ll cut off yer eyelids, break your lava lamp, make you my bitch and force you to carry food and drink items on your name.
[caps via OCFans]
