Pat’s Cheese & MisSteaks
02. May, 2005 
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• If you watch one primetime Dr Phil special, make it this Wednesday’s ‘It’s Pat-A-Thon’. So don’t forget to set them TiVos/DiVos/Bell Biv DeVoes. But is the world ready for that much mustache on one stage? Ells YES, so sayeth (Magnum P.)I.! [via Tom Wellington]
• Wees got a New Public Enemy #1 of Thighland: Cuthbert’s Dad, for banning our lovely lass from ever stripping! The dude easily replaced Alba’s dad.
• And if that’s the case, is she the REAL Her Royal Thighness?
• Listen to Katie Holmes’eses dad blab about Tom! By the way he sounds, you’d think he was dating TC. [via Megbot]
• Andy Rooney dogs on the TB Devil Rays. Is there a greater American than him?
• CLAIRE DANES LIVES!!!
• Yummy Catalina Sandino Moreno to star in movie about things that are yummy.
• I can dig on dis.
• Will Conan replace his sword with a guitar that shoots bullets?
• Sodersnooze times 6. Gag me with some poon.
• Hopefully the Mould isn’t mouldy.
• Without the sunglasses and corn, this is what I look like. Also, I have the the personality of Seth Cohen and the heart of Ryan Atwood. I may juss be the perfect man.
• Damn you all to hell Chewbacca. You are such a whore. Why can’t you be more like R2-D2, who loves boobies!
• Mr & Mrs DataWhat? point out even more similarnessness between Starship Troopers and Firefly (the thing that came before the Serenity flick). Apparently, when they filmed the TV pilot, and were in dire need of military-e lookin uniforms for the bad-guys, Fox simply wiped the dust off sum of dem ones the Starship Troopers rocked, and presto, problem solved! Bitched @ Swirth indeed! By the gay, every movie or TV show would be that much better if they utilized Casper Van’s bum [NSFW]. Related: even more copy cats.
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• Home of the WOPR Part II? More like a WOPR with cheese!
• Anyone else fell like humping rabbits?
• The Airfare Blog. Look for the pull-down menu fo YO city. NYers click here. [via Itzr Richie Richard]
• I’ve joined MySpace. Feel free to bother me.
• That is so 11th grade.
• So, who wants to drive me to Gizmos & Gadgets?
• PontiFFahrvergnügen. I don’t speak German, but whatever that means, can’t be funny.
• …and now a random fact about Vin Diesel: [keep refreshin via Gid]
• Rtm86
• Pink is the New Blog [via Gorilla Mask]
and three gems from Zach de la Roachclip…
• The Llama Song
• Hippo eats dwarf?
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Pee es – the PhotoShop me w/corn contest continues. All entries muss be emailed by this Friday.
