Ritalin Me This Batman
18. May, 2005 
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above, all pretenders
leaving only one contender…
FRANK ‘THE GORSH’ GORSHIN
And in memory of yer peace the fork outting, lettuce revisit some of yer riddle HOTness that made you one of the breastestest villains of TV’s Batman:
Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?
A: He gobbles up!
Q: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?
A: A sparrow with a machine gun!
Q: What has yellow skin and writes?
A: A ballpoint banana!
Q: What goes up white, and comes down yellow and white?
A: An egg!
Q: How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?
A: Make applesauce!
And my personal flavorite, which I also use in life cause I am as lame and as gay as the Riddler:
Q: What people are always in a hurry?
A: Russians!
And boy do I love dem Russians, hispecially white HOT ones!!
