Cowards The Barbarians

How could you, you fargin iceholes?

• Could you roll with HFRT the I and HRT the III? I got every single one right. Didn’t hurt that she was playing footsies with my crotchenstein whilst whispering the answers into my ear.

• Cuthy’s already hit rock bottom. You can now rent her out for $47 and if you don’t like her, you can always send her back at no charge!

• Set times have been posted for Siren and Austin City Limits. Big ups to the Texans for being so organized!

• Gawd, I don’t ask for much, but peas cast Vin Cassel as the Joker, so we can inch closer to getting his wife, Monica Bellucci, and her BIG bazoombies, into Harley Quinn’s tight spandex. [via Niac Man]

• ‘The Thing looks like Don Rickles crossed with Mt. Rushmore‘

• Time Mag has no taste [via Leafy]

• Lohan/Dukakis in 2008

• DC in 2016

• Deltron in 3030

• Jimmy Smits 4EVA!!!

• Superman’s father was gay

• Friendly advice from unfriendly people

• What be the difference tween MaleFirst.co.uk and FemaleFirst.co.uk? Nothing, cept a more pleasing yellow and black color scheme.

• Brian Peppers & GWB have just replaced Guns n’ Rosenthal n’ Thighmaster in Wedding Crashers. [via the Mask]

• Who was a member of the Max Rebo band, friend to Falkor & Atreyu, and now all the Oompa Loompas rolled into one…s and zeros? Deep Roy [via ONTD!!]

• Japanese McDonalds commercials, sadly tentacle-free

• A ride that needs no pimpin, but mos def an introduction

• Come on baby, light my fire!

• Teletext Babez [via Miami Vikes]

• Squirrel Circus [via DataWhhhhhhhhat?]

• Are you a big fan of Cheryl, Sarah, and Jimmy, aka the Jeopardy! Clue Crew? Thought you were. Do you have many sleepless nights trying to figure out what happened to former 4th crew member Sofia? Thought you did. Well, Sofia Lidskog, who has a face of an angel, a body of a playmate, and a name of a Polish dog, left the 2 live crew to become an anchor on Channel One, which broadcasts 12-minute of news delivered daily to nearly 8 million students and 400,000 educators in nearly 12,000 middle and high schools across the country (Aside: If they had this feed beaming into my high school, with her mug plastered all up on our NTSC monitors everyday, I woulda had to keep excusing myself to the bathroom for the every popular early morn hand relief). But according to this guy, she’s already flown the coop juss after one year. So what’s next for Ms Ex-Hostess Hotness Cupcake? I dunno, maybe a lezzie-porno involving future mother of my children, Pammy Pam Mueller? Well breast assure folks, cause wherever she goes, we’ll be there with arms and thighs wide open (gawd bless Google alerts). Bi they gay, we’re the #1 search for ‘pam mueller’, Sofia’s dream clue “would be running through Tiananmen Square in traditional Chinese costume, pulling a rickshaw“, Jimmy is one of the undead, and this is what the Jeopardy! telewriter looks like! And as an added bonus, here’s almost every pic of her that eggsists on the net…