Cock Tales, Coattails, and Ben ‘Winter’ Coates
03. Oct, 2005 
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the BREASTest week mt everest
Others had the longestyard stick in their pants
weekend known to man
including, but not limited to, such hotness as…
who looks kinda like
Jeremy Irons
with peppered hair
that sent me into
(f)unemployment
Riding Trent’s coattails
andeating him out
eating out
@ McHale’s
which is peacing the fork out
January 1st, 2006
Taking in the overrateness
and awful teenage
sideburnededness
of
A History of Violence
[review 4th cummin]
Munching on Cousin Dan’s
muffalicious muffalettas
(not to be confused with
yer mother’s tatas
or
Joe E Tata)
and den
pub crawling our way
into the biggest collection
of Spartans fans east of East Lansing
Sipping on Capri Suns
[check out THIS CS purse!]
while watching things that are
as boring as Beck’s Sea Change
like MEN HITTING EACH OTHER!
(secretly gay thing that
all men like, cept me)
Watching del Skins go
3-0
in an decade devoid of
Joe Jacoby Theatervision commercials
And finished it all off
in Coney Island with
Nathan’s
bacon cheese
diarrhea
in a box
And rawkin out to Beck
despite the fact that
his peeps be
hawkin stress tests
and his mysterious favorin’ of
Snooze Change
over
Bestations
So who’s ready to have the breastest week ever,
rosh the casbah,
and party like it’s
5766
????
GWBushwick?
