Hair Today
Heir Tomorrow?
• Bill Berry plays with the other three R.E.M.ers for only the 2nd time since he retired, and the first time in a bowling alley, all in the name of guitar tech Dewitt Burton’s wedding. [via Navi the Terrible]
• Amy Sedaris lends her pipes to Shrek 3 and her ‘looks’ to EW, while Warner Indy-pen-dance decides NOT to release her Strangers With Candy big screen adventure.
• Meg White, never lonely
• The Billy Goat Tavern, home to Cheezborger (x3), No Pepsi… Coke, and the pre-Bartman Cubs Curse, has opened it’s first non Illi-noize lo-cal: Warshington, DC. Hopefully they won’t curse the Nats, more than the Expos already have.
• It’s like one of those pens where the you tilt it and the lady’s top comes off, but like with more chicks, and like even more bush [NSFWness via Mustard King of Clevetown]
• D.M.P. delves into one of the greatest mysteries of our time: the Classmates.com couple
• Made-up words in The Simpsons [via DataDazzler]
• What’s up with Ron’s eyes?
• Walk – Don’t Walk, THE CHAIR! [via Double V]
• Dreamer? More like Nightmarer
[via YCMIU]