Male Bonding
17. Oct, 2005 
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Big ups to Barbara Broccoli (the world’s mos edible producer) for choosing Daniel Craig as the next Bond. Although Clive Owen woulda been better suited, it’s still a solid choice. Not sold on DC? Netflix Layer Cake
Big ups to the siblings Friedberger for leaving their gravel-throated Granny at home when they stopped by NYC’s Town Hall this past Friday. Their soon to be released family affair LP Rehearsing My Choir is one of the mos difficult listens of the year, but with Nana walking her walker elsewhere, all dem songs shined more than a shoe-shiner watching The Shining in 30 seconds, with bunnies! And although it was the 5th time I saw the crew, it was the 1st time I had peeped em without their usual spex-tacular touring mates Toshi Yano and drummer Andy Knowles (who was stolen by Eleanor’s boyfriend’s little known group, The Archdukes). While two new fellas filled the vacancies nicely, the show reached its true apex during the encore when they both took a rest, and let El and Matt duo it up for a few songs. I’d like to see them do that a lil more often on future tours, so I can actually hear her voice, and figure out what song they’re playing, instead of playing Su-Doku with their back catalog. And while we’re making requests, I’d like to have Matt’s hair…
Big ups to Gaius Julius for sticking his needle into Cleopatra, who has the face of the Go-Gos Jane Wiedlin, and the body of Pretty Baby Brooke Shields [NSFPlanetEarth]. Hopefully she tossed Caesar’s salad as a gift to the gawds after coitus. Somewhere Maude Lebowski is smiling, and somewhere someone wants to hear this cover version of ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ [d-lode]. What sez you o’ great man of the Julii who hath inspired my hairdo?
Big downs to the Cleveland Browns, but big ups to Eva Mendes’ cleavage!
• Peace the fork out former behated Hoosier and Ray Brower (the dead dude in Stand By Me) lookalike Jason Collier
• tATu Threaten To Murder Charlotte Church… wish that read tATu Threaten To Have Fake Lesbian Sex With Charlotte Church
• Everybody’s Got Their Gayness to Hide Except for Me & My Monkey
• Ron Livingston’s engagement to Lisa Sheridan can only mean one thing… INVASION
• Defiance, OH
• One of these is not like the other: Sasha Cohen, Sacha Cohen, and Sacha Baron Cohen
• While we await the Minnesota Viking Sex Boat Playset, lettuce play with the Love Boat version
• What’s at the center of the earth?… besides Hans Moleman and the molepeople
• Fantasy Football, circa 1998, when people like Carl Pickens, Elvis Grbac, and Amp Lee were the bees’ fleas
• If Sharapova got a sex change and I decided to let her back into my pants, I guess you’d call it The Trans-Siberian Railway. That was kinda stoopid, but I needed to write something before posting this pic of HFRT the IIIrd…
• And I don’t think any words are necessary when posting a snappage of HFRT the IInd playing water polo…
