Synergy Field of Nightmares
28. Oct, 2005 
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So did you take heed of my super slutty sleeper fantasy foball advice last week and throw The Land of Az, Heath Bar, and the Hotlanta D into yer lineup? Thought not. Well listen up to this week’s eric sermon kids, cause there’s a reason that the other teams in my three leagues fear me more than a Fear movie website in German.
• QB – Chris Simms at SF, cause even Jim Abbott could throw 6 TDs on this flag football squad
• RB – Travis Henry vs OAK, cause sometimes scoring TDs are more important than scoring drugs
• WR – Michael Clayton at SF, cause he’s sick of being compared to the King of Clayton chumpness, Royce
• TE – Kris Mangum vs MIN, cause if he plays well, it would increase his chances of bringing his memoirs, Mangum, PI, to the stage and screen
• K – Jose Cortez at DEN, cause if his great great great great grandfather Hernando could wipe out the Aztecs, I’m sure he’s good for at least three FGs
• D – Zona at DAL, cause yo momma a ho-bag and she whispered this sleeper pick into my ear
And not that you care, but I found the COMPLEAT (like the Beatles) collection of White Sox unies from 1901 til now. Tis quite a shame that they omitted the infamous August 8, 1976 short shorts that they wore for the first game of a doubleheader… only to abandon them for pants in the second game.
