Waxing On,Signing Off
26. Nov, 2005 
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Somewhere even Martin Kove AND Billy Zabka are shedding tears, cause we have to bid a HUGE
FORK OUT©®™§µŒ™
To the effin man whose first credited role was ‘Oriental #2’ in Thoroughly Modern Millie, who had many a Happy Days, who may or may not have had a black twin brother, who guest starred on everything and anything including, but not limited to Married… with Children, Murder, She Wrote, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Magnum, P.I., Laverne & Shirley, The Incredible Hulk, The Love Boat, Chico and the Man, Welcome Back, Kotter, Sanford and Son, Kung Fu, M*A*S*H, Hawaii Five-O, The Bob Newhart Show, The Odd Couple, Love, American Style, Laugh-In, and Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. (which may actually be worth a trip to the Museum of TV & Radio viewing room to see Pat square off against Jim Nabors), and who is best known as the Oscar-nominated lil man who taught Ralph Macchio a thing or two about cleaning and life, and dispensed such wisdom as “Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.“
I guess we can say goodbye to a Collision Course sequel and/or prequel
So…
How come Hillary Swank (magazine) gave no bitta love to her former sensei during any of her eggceptance speeches for the Best Actress Oscar? Omitting Chad Lowe’s name is no big deal considering his biggest accomplishment was appearing on Life Goes On as the HIVster Jesse McKenna, but Patty M? Without him, you woulda been paraplegic within the first 10 minutes of Million Dollar Baby.
And how come me mum never bought me any Karate Kid action figures? My GI JOEs and Star Wars rebel alliancers coulda really used the talents of Mr. Miyagi and Daniel LaRusso to help fend off the likes of such infidels as Destro and Ree-Yees.
And how come me mum never bought me any Mircale Applications goodness for Hanukkah? Any product that features Pat’s mug AND the slogan, ‘Wipe On, Wipe Off‘ is worthy of receiving during the Festival of Lights!
Pat, along with Georgie, who also juss peaced the geordi laforge out, you were the best, AROUND. Nothing’Â’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own [d-lode the Joe ‘Bean’ Esposito bestness]
