The Abridged & Anti-Semitic Version of the 78th Academy Awards
06. Mar, 2006 
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Unofficial Oscar Tally Hos
Gays – 4
Gayisha – 3
Pimps – 1
Tsotsi – 1
Palestinians – 0
Jews and Fake Jews – 0
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You’d still f%^k her
Look familiar?
Sure does!!! It’s a a screencap from last night’s stage performance of the Crash song ‘In The Deep’!!
YOU GO Gustavo Santaolalla and your ‘The Wings’ [d-lode]!! I may juss have to eat at Hooters tomorrow, or play the Capcom unclassic Legendary Wings!!!
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Fortunately, this time Jessica Alba did not refer to Paul Newman as Connecticut
I say poo to Facts of Life handyman George Burnett winning gold. Mindy Cohn worked her ass off for years… and all she has is a big ass to show for it!! He grows a beard and everyone throws accolades at em. It’s not fair. Like Blair Warner humping Bonnie Blair on the Warner Brothers lot!!
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Unanswered Questions:
1) Why isn’t DJ Qualls the DJ for Three 6 Mafia?
2) And if it’s ‘Hard Out Here For A Pimp’ [d-lode], is it hard being DJ Qualls?
I guess snot
3) And can we replace Dolly Parton’s name with Amy Lumet‘s
when telling the joke,
‘Have you seen Dolly Parton’s shoes?
[pause]
Neither has she!‘
4) Stephen Colbert’s video VOs were better than anything Jon Stewart uddered. Might I suggest Borat for next year’s hosting honors? I mean, Senor Spielbergo loves em. SEXY TIME!!!
and lastly
Boo. And zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
And Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Boogzzz Powell/Diner!
Pee Es- Puns rule! If you don’t like em, we’ll have to lock you away in the punitentiary and throw away the key lime pie!
