Eng & Chang Gang Bang The Cast of Pootie Tang
25. Apr, 2006 
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Engrish imitating art?
I don’t ever want to leave Lily Allen town. If I stay a bit longer I bet I can be mayor AND comptroller!! You won’t wanna leave too when you d-lode a bunch of her bestness here [go 2 the bottom]. Thighly recommended: ‘LDN’ and ‘Knock Em Out’
Mark your calendars messiers: Get A Life screening + Q&A w/Chris Elliot & Adam Resnick, Thursday, May 25 @ NYC’s Cinema Village. Full deetz 4thcummin
Andre the Giant aint gots no love for love child. Apparently no PEANUTS FOR YOU girl!!
When Mr T and Ice T T-ed off
The somewhat slightly longer Jack White Coke ad, which may or may not have been nipped from this Nippon video thingie [ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ & Sucka Pantz]
Thigh Mizzle’s question for Sash-Co doesn’t make The Hearld, but did get asked
Our mos flavorite Danger Mouse project named after Mike Gminski’s former teammate gets interviewed by Bitchspork
Our mos flavorite competitive eating brother-in-law gets interviewed not once, but twice!
Tara Reid’s nipple, safe to slobber over again [NSFW]
Choose your poison: ‘Jolene’ by Olivia Newton John & Apollo Zero [d] OR ‘Everybody’s Talkin’ by Leonard Nimoy [d] [boths vis Bubby Blister]
Paulie Walnuts is nuts for Netflix
KJV BIBLE signed by President Bush himself, so far, ZERO bids
I think Andy Rooney kinda wants to bone Conan’s Finnish doppelganger
Padme touch me
Hynotize Gif Power. Hof is a HOF
Suck my Wang sucks
There aint enuff Jews to eat a bagel this large. Sadly there aint a lotta Jews period. Imagine if there were more. We’d have 51231774455 channels and everyone would want suck our lox
Wonder if Deb gave Ism a good rate
Wisestest law that was too stoopid to stand: The Metric Conversion Law, from ’75
Finestest Poor Man’s Version mt everest
Un-in-tent-shun-knoll hispanic section:
City of Scottsdale not likely to bite into Pink Taco [NOTW]
Muchas videos de la música [Senor Que?]
Although I was a lil shocked that muchas didn’t include the gayest, ‘Sex Over The Phone’ by the Village People, and the wurstest, ‘I Wanna Love You Tender’ by Armi & Danny [OK-rea & Monk from Onk]
Exiting el baño…
Hot Chicks with Douchebags [De La Roach]
The least d-loded Kiddie Record of the ’06: The Story of Little Black Sambo
Last thing you want to do yourself, in the comfort of yer own home: LASIK Surgery
The Death Star Home Theater, snatchurally wit THX sound system. THC-infused ideas not included [WWWang Computers]
She can’t see [NSFW]
And now a lil something for the ladies [NSFW]
And one for nobody [VERY NSFW]
And if it aint Ellison, tits…
[jay mohr]
Tell yer friends to read TWS.org. Why? Cause gossip sites* suck, but not as much as me in front of a set of nipples. SLOBVS!
*we don’t consider ourselves a gossip site, more like a flazzle John Stossel mustache riding depot of ass raping clowns from outer Kevin Spacey
