In Memory of Edgar Stiles

The Sentinel
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There is only one audience for this movie: Jack Bauer fans. If you don’t know who JB is, u muss either be living in a vagina, donts read Tuesdays with PinkIsTheOldBlog, or juss plain hate people who serve maggots. Well, if you is one of those people, skip the rest of this blabble and beat-off to any of the Jennifer Ellison pics found on this .org. Now for you remaining Bauer power hourers, here’s the scoop deville: 24 is > than The Sentinel in all respects. 24 has more action, more helicopters, more Chloe, and more 80s movie stars than VH1’s primetime line-up. So what’s The Sentinel got goin for it if it can’t even improve on 24, let alone let Kiefer say ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!’ at least 47.6times?? Not much, considering it’s a purty basic and straightforward thriller that’s one part In the Line of Fire, one part The Fugitive, and one part any adulterous Michael Douglas movie, with Eva Longwhoria and Kim Bassinger as the cherry and whipped cream on top. Hmmm, doesn’t sound so appealing, eh? Well, what if I told you that the president is played by none other than David Rasche, AKA SLEDGE HAMMER of TV’s Sledge Hammer!!?~?#!!?@! I know! Frogger amazin, innit (with all due respek to the single greatest Hollywood pres of balls thyme, Greg Itzin)? Actually, there’s little fault to find in this pur popcorn pleaser. It’s not the greatist thang, but it’s very far from bad. I juss don’t understand why they didn’t throw it in theaters right after 24‘s season ends, when the Bauerheads would be at their most parchednessness.

Recommended for those who like: Oleg Cassini‘s First Lady dresses, actors named Raynor Scheine, and Willard’s mom

Possible Porno Name: Sent A Ton of Jazz Down Yer Hole

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix Three Days of the Condor

Apt MPupil3: ‘Sledgehammer’ by Peter Gabriel, DUHVs [d]

What Goes Around Comes Around: Richard Burgi, sadly best know as Susan’s ex on Desperate Housewives, was the star of the tv show The Sentinel. Foddly enuff, he was also on the first season of 24, impersonating the father of the daughter who was also kidnapped with Cuthbest, who was… Kiefer Sutherland’s TV daughter. Don’t remember? Peep this very in-depth guide to R Burgs on 24. EfWhyEye, Michael Douglas has never worked with RB… YET

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Despite it’s blazin blasénessness, I still gots to say Jeepers Worth A Peepers