The Steve Guttenberg Bible
01. May, 2006 
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Gayest movie mt EVERest to be remade into probably the 2nd Gayest movie mt FUJIest
No word on if Steve Guttenberg or Bruce Jenner will be involved, or how true the 2.0 version will be to the late great Rosie the Waitress‘ss one, which is THIGHly recommend viewing… hispecially the construction worker’s ‘I Love You To Death’ pizzle
Radiohead head eastward for June. Good luck gettin tickets. Shits gonna be harder than my cock after watching your moms undress
Paul Oakenfold + Brittany Murphy(?) = ‘Faster Kill Pussycat’ [d vis Rich Wee]
Matt Friedberger, music’s Woody Allen?
What do the Streets’ Mike Skinner and Scott Stereogum have in common? An unyielding love for Lionel Richie’s ‘Hello’ video
Mandy Moore refunds those who bought her first album that ‘sucked’. If HJs are a form of repayment, I think I’m gonna go buy every copy in eggsistance
Lily Allen interview, cause what’s a day w/o a LA link (not to be confused with LA Law)?
How does Tori Amos and my’s HS go from being the 11th breast in the country to the 15th? I mean, our bell schedule is second to none! ROCKET PRIDE ROCKET POWER
Travis b-sides
CheckOutMyBreasts.com [NSFW, but in a good way vis Newbsy]
The Gumfighter‘s drink of choice? Hubba Bubba soda
Do McDonald’s milkshakes contain seaweed?
From the Sorry, I Can’t Help You Dept: used underwear from maria sharapova you can buy
World’s wurstest Willy Wonka homage
Anne Sellors, uncredited for good reason
And they may not be Nazis, but they is still crazy…
