Mass DC Area Appeal
Who doesn’t love local ghetto commercials from the 80s? And if you lived in the greater metropolitan DC area, you were treated to some the breastest. While we still search the globe for the Citizen Kane of them all, the Jhoon Rhee ‘nobody bodder me’ one, YouTube has whet my whistle enuff with these fine babies, uploaded spankfully by jcz1978
Belmont TV
whatever you want
whatever it is
whatever you want
think!!!
Maaco
uh, oh, beware of men with
white headbands AND orange suspenders!!
Chesapeake Bay Seafood House
this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising
since my suit against the film, The Never-Ending Story
Tyson’s Toyota
featuring Jim Varney
before he got all campy
Popeyes Fried Chicken
this commerish probably started my path to heart attack city
Mr Ray’s Hair Weave
with additional hotness to be found on Johnny $’s Cents
btw, the Casablanca of local ghetto DC area commercials is the Theatervision one starring Skins hero Joe Jacoby. That one is still lost to the ages…