If Your Hand Is As Big As Your Face You Have Cancer

22. Aug, 2006 0 Comments

who knew that the Shelden Williams’ nerve tonic addiction not only inflated his head, but his hands? [NBA/Blurer]

Lucas on Indy 4: ‘We’re basically going to do ‘The Phantom Menace.‘ Hide the woman and children and droids!!!

take a leak on these Transformer leaked snaps!! [Pakula Shaker]

Netflix is one of the ten largest users of first-class mail in America. Find out how it all works, with this brief, but in-depth report from a Netflix warehouse located in my MD hometown [Stephen Hacking]

the thumbpossible has become possible? spanks to Laing Sack of Sh&t and his Hawaiian vacation, Mauna Loa’s Milk Chocolate Toffee Macadamias have temporarily replaced Dutch Stroopwafles as my exotic treat that can’t be beat! Will Terrell Owens’s Exotic Popcorn Getcha Popcorn Ready be the next champ of my chompers?

I wonder how the strip steak was at the inaugural World Strip Poker Championship. Maybe they can hold the event next year in the Gaza Strip. Exiting corny jokes…. NOW!

qwik Tribe Called Quest ‘What’ riff: What heights are wuthering without Charlotte Bronte? What is a Gremlins flick without Joe Dante?

America’s Best Colleges 2007. Bovine University, still unranked

unphotochop twosday: The Jack White House [Veeeeeg]

Goldenfiddle’s Daily Double Genius Species: A Man Should Look Out After His Family AND Tagged

the only people who don’t think that the name ‘Redskins’ isn’t racist? Redskins fans, and gawd bless em. But if a compromise had to be made, I says call em juss the Skins, as in red potato skins, and ditch the proud Injun on the helmet and replace it with the spear, or at least this picture of Shitney Spears from the Teen Choice Awards

peace the fork out Joe ‘Guns n’ Rosenthal, who may have taken the single mos iconic photo of balls thyme. And a belated p.t.f.o. to Esther L. Snyder, who co-founded In-N-Out Burger, and in turn, the stoopidest thing I’ve ever heard of: a secret menu

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Scottish actors are no longer permitted to smoke on stage or on a film set. Wales (the next Hollywood) may follow suit. Luckily Beetlejuice‘s Juno never lived to see this day. By the gay, czech out how fly Juno (Sylvia Sidney) was as a young(er) actress

South of the Border Simpsons… AYE CARUMBA! [Monkey Boy]

Poll: Jews want to date Portman, Ali G

Poll: Jews have predictable taste, hate bacon, but secretly love it

I cunt bee leave Ahmadinejad gave You, Me, and Dupree such a glowing review!

Are cats tails an involuntary or voluntary movement?

don’t bother clickin, cause u can get the answer from yer mom who’s carpet I juss got dunn shaving: How Kissing Works [Mod Squad]

the least scariest game based on one of the more scarier movies: The Freddy Game

Are two heads better than getting head?

NYC, Lego stizz [Data Who Dat?]

Portraits of Current World Leaders

the largest s’more ever [Super Thighs Me]

Onion Booty [kinda NSFW]