The Pammys
28. Aug, 2006 
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I didn’t watch one minute of the thang (I was too busy braiding yer mum’s pubic hair in the public bathroom at Publix), and why would I? I mean, The It-Man went home empty handed, and that dude deserves so much more anywayz than a pointless industry accolade, like actually serving as our real commander in chief. And I got all dick teased when I found out that Jenna Fischer was going to kick the f%ck out of me as opposed to licking the f$ck out of me!
Mo images of Ms Beesley, other hotties, and a bit of ye ole nip slippery can be found on the Tastic
Lily Allen totally wants to munch on Mark Ronson’s choda
‘curvy’s when you’ve got a bit of weight all over, instead of having heavy tits‘. Girls, can’t we all juss get along share a bath?
it’s about Time, but they need to get a Life cause they didn’t contact yers drooly, who’s almost cooler than LL Cool Bean
props to Sam Champion, Gay Morning America’s newest man of weather
NFL Network & Time Warner, stop sucking yer own caks and start sucking mine. If you don’t wanna do that, then forkin give each other some HJs and give me the damn NFL Network already!!!
see, it’s not so hard to be Jackson Pollock
see, you’d be hard too like Jackson Pollack if you got to bang Jennifer Connelly in yer own biopic, or if you happen to be watching her purrrrrfect ya–yas hang out in Mulholland Falls [NSFW]
Zeptember 12th can’t come soon enuff
Zeptember 17th aint too shabby either. If I can’t peep Meg White in the flesh this year, I guess her animated boobies will have to make do
Why DVD would fail, circa 1996. Dude boviously never saw the neverending potential of the A-B repeat button in the realm of JOing [Wolffbrother]
Arcade At The Movies, snatchurally including Maximilian Largo’s casino filled with nuttin but Centipede
Who invented the cocktail umbrella & and why?
related: I was a designated driver at Guns n’ Rosenthal’s wedding last nite and had a Shirley Temple for the first time in maybe 15 years. Either they aren’t as good as I remember or the bartender can’t make em for shit. (btw, that’s the real reason I didn’t catch the Emmys, although I was able to braid yer mum’s p-hair when I returned to NYC at 2:30am EST)
YTMND: N$gga Stole Pee Wee’s Bike
and although these are not my hot wheels, I sure would pimp them if they were. Hell, I’d even eat shrimp on em!
[hat tip to to De Horny Toad for the snapple!]
