I Want My Fap TV
21. Sep, 2006 
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from The Stripes’ ‘I Don’t Know What To Do With Myself’ vid
Christina Amphlett’s cleavage line
from The Divinyls ‘I Touch Myself’ vid
Jen Ellison’s creamy thighs that I could build a kingdom on
from her ‘Bye Bye Boy’ vid
the stripper’s plastic boobage
from Prodigy’s ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ vid
Charlotte Church’s floppy jalopies’ a jiggilin
from her ‘Call My Name’ vid
the gaggles of nighties
from J Geils Band’s ‘Centerfold’ vid
the easy riderette
from Whitesnake’s ‘Here I Go Again’ vid
that bizatch getting wetty wetty in the bath
from George Michael’s ‘Freedom 90’
another bathtub baby
from the Cars’ ‘You Might Think’ vid
the ten zillion a$$es a shakin
from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s ‘Baby Got Back’ vid
Sara Lee
from Warrant’s ‘Cherry Pie’ vid
that super dirty heroined-out chick
from Michael Penn’s ‘No Myth’ vid
the teacher’s whose ass I would attend everyday
from Van Halen’s ‘Hot For Teacher’ vid
Mariah roller bladin in short denim
from her ‘Fantasy’ vid
Janie running away from the pain
from Aerosmith’s ‘Janie’s Got A Gun’ vid
Janet putting her hands betwixt her crotch & bendin fwd
from her ‘Love Will Never Do (Without You)’ vid
the whores & the shoestress who they turn into a whore
from ZZ Top’s ‘Legs’ vid
the girl who can’t get enuff sax
from Wreckx-N-Effect’s ‘Rump Shaker’ vid
the Twizzler lipped ho-bags
from Robert Palmer’s ‘Addicted to Love’ vid
the clouds, the topless bittie, and Chris Isaak’s hair
from his ‘Wicked Game’ video
the good girl who made it ok to go free ballin
from Tom Petty’s ‘Free Fallin’ vid
Stephanie Seymour, the world’s mos JOingiest bride
from GNR’s ‘November Rain’ vid
pigtails and private school threads
from Shitney’s ‘Baby One More Time’ vid
the poisonous ones
from Bell Biv DeVoe’s ‘Poison’ vid
Samantha Fox
from her ‘I Wanna Have Some Fun’ vid
the floor crawlin’ jailbait neighbor
from Billy Idol’s ‘Cradle of Love’ vid
pre-Lohag Lohan
from her ‘Rumors’ vid
the horny ones
from 2 Live Crew’s ‘Me So Horny’ vid
wet 8 year-old faux lesbians
from t.A.T.u’s ‘All The Things She Said’
& me personal flav
Madonna’s see-thru yammy yams
from her ‘Vogue’ vid
