Have You RiddenChris Ford's Mustache Lately?
30. Oct, 2006 
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the man who I once saw
smoke a stogey
at the country club
where I worked at the snack bar
and ate my weight in
chicken fingers
frozen candy bars
and Slush Puppies
1917 – 2006
addish P.T.F.O.s go out to the Ford Taurus, Tommy Johnson, the tuba player of the Jaws theme fame, who may or may not have had Tommy Johnson surgery, and the biggest smelliest dirtiest Niekro of them all, Joe, who along with brother Phil, had their faces drawn on to a giant billboard that one sees when driving west from West Vagina into Ohio on I-70 (they were born in nearby Martins Ferry and Blaine, Ohio respectively)
a Bruno flick will complete the Sasha Baron Cohen character trilogy. But then what? More lame Hollywood garbage with the Frat Pack? Until then, remember the good olde thymes: Pastor Quinn, gay converter AND Spring Break in Daytona
t.A.T.u.: THE MOVIE, which is ‘about two girls that meet at one of our gigs and have a romantic story. The movie is also about their emotions, about their feelings‘, and was written by a deputy of the Russian Parliament (!?!?!)
Veronica re-teams with Heathers helmer
looks like my summers to cum may be filled with more Lou Mal’s than I can handle
but Ivanka Master has such a better ring to it
Andy Rooney, lover of cities that start with ‘T’, and probably a lover of Depends
Keeley Hazell: made ForHim2Masturbate [NSFW]
a site to keep an eye AND a thigh on: A Bikini Life, wit today’s post featuring everyone’s mos flavorite dumpling, Miwa Oshiro
Detroit man in erotic pursuit of mannequins arrested, again [WTF OMGZ]
Original Poster Artwork by the Organization of Solidarity of the People of Asia, Africa & Latin America [Tina Turner of Tables]
Jek Porkins And Ponda Baba: Haunted House Candy Hunt!
man, yer brother totally reeks of upyo
while you try and figure out why the short-lived Alex Trebek MCed game show Double Dare (no, not the one with the human hamster wheel) had the same eggzact theme song as Card Sharks (Jim Perry is lord), marvel at Sean and Mackenzie Astin goin bananananananas in I’m Telling‘s Pick-A-Prize Arcade!!
and went back to Philly this past tweakend and got mad illy. Did a bit more touristy things this time (Elfreth’s Alley is the new Diagon Alley), but still had time to deep throat a steak of cheese (Campo’s is james worthy) and Rocky as well
