Hallelujah, Challah Back
Last noche we got our eyes and thighs on over to Southpaw to witness the disfitness that was the White Rapper‘s wrap party
As eggspected, there were more white people there than at a Jeff Foxworthy family reunion
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Not as I eggspected, John Brown and his les ghetto revival lost the grand prize to $hamrock and his grill
As eggspected, my camera snapped the mos les ghetto pics since Brett Ratner’s photobooth
Not as anyone eggspected, corn-row fuglyster G-Child outperformed sasstress Persia. The land mass now known as Iran was so effin whoreable that me and the mistress had to exit the venue before John Brown ever took to the stage
As bespectacled, MC Serch owned the night
If anyone truly was a winner from this show, it was him. Many forgot how effin best he was, and spanks to this semi-wack show, we will never make that mis-steak again. If only he still had that jewfro!
and as eggspected, I went home and JOed to the images on Misfit’s myspace page