Noah’s bArk
30. Mar, 2007 
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Noah built an Ark to save his family and the world’s dopest animals from the oncoming Great Flood. So I got to wondering who Joakim Noah would build an ark for
considering his family tree consists of super freaky looking humans, animals, and fictional entertainers (sea below). None of these relations can be proven in court or on the basketball court, but this shiz aint no phyla, this shiz is gen(i)us! Roll the ugliness!!
Jaws
Carter coached
Rick Gonzalez
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no Yankee hunter, but any kind o’
catfish
the out of sync stylings of
Milli Vanilli
(including the bones of Rob Pilatus)
conclusion jumper
Richard Riehle
man of a thousand OOGly faces
Michael Jackson
Bros Mario geist
Boo
finkers
Mischa & Falkor Barton
stinkers
Eagle Eye & Neneh Cherry
hairy half-caf mulatto duo
Kravitz-Bonet
plague-infested enemy of
Gibson Rickenbacker from Cyborg
rocky roader
Sloth
the always eating tunafish lips of
Kyra Sedgwick
poorman’s Chewbacca
Ookla The Mok
not so young cannibal
Roland Gift
terror dogs
Vinz Clortho & Zuul
the manly men of
Encino
world’s mos ugly and deceased dog
&
how could one leave out
the patriarch of all this poopedness
Yannick
addish-anal repooping by MMM & Mans de Glue
