A Cappella Crapola
27. Apr, 2007 
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Sing Now or Forever Hold Your Peace
Sing NEVER
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Sio Bibble once said, ‘Master of Thighs, if you don’t have anything nice to say, then let the Thigh Mistress speak!‘ And so, for once I will heed the advice of my most trusted consort…
Sing Now or Forever Hold My Hair Back While I Vomit
This piece of bona fide poop stunk to high heaven. Worse than the Thighmaster’s gag-inducing farts… and that’s saying something. I had to do way too much eye rolling and fake jerking off of my non-existent penis. It made zero sense, none of the characters or plot points were even close to believable, it tried to make a cappella singers look cool (never the case), it made light of suicide in a really creepy way, and Elizabeth Reaser was trying too hard…which was the worst part since I totally have a girl crush on her and I want to jump her sexy five head. Eight thumbs down. The end
Six Feet Wonder: no, that’s not Michael C Hall stinkin up this joint, but his impostor, David Harbour aka the other dude to buggle Jake Gyelelelnhall in Brokecrack Mt
Apt MPupil3:: a cappella is never cool, unless of course, wees talkin bout Rockapella‘s theme song to end all team shlongs ‘Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego‘ [d]
John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): for once, I agree with the Mistress… Slit Your Eyes & Thighs Out & Off Repoopulous•
