D'oh! Nuts
11. Jun, 2007 
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tells the world
that there’s no time for love
or for the 4th adventures of Dr Jones
Justine Henin-Hardenne
triumphs at the French Open, again
and prevents men from goin all thighs wide open
and gettin a Henin-Hard-on, again
Rags To Riches doesn’t make me rich
at my first ever trip to Belmont
but it helps to soothe the pain that is the
Rags To Riches cancellation
LA’s Pinkberry yogurt blows
almos as much as LA itself!
Cuthbest’s new hairdo
es cuthWURST
My boy Shreddy Mercury
takes 5th prize
at the 2007 US Air Guitar Championships in NYC
although he’s 1st in thighs in mine eyes
fappin to Maggie Gyllenhaal
breast feedin snaps
should be punishable by death… METAL
&
Shirley Temple Beverage Co.’s
Shirley Temple Beverage
which is Shirley Temple approved
makes me want to dig up Roy Rogers
and have his remains
shoot the people who came up
with this pale bottled imitation
of the Bar/Bat Mitzvah mocktail staple
