A Complete Savage
forget about that 2% freshness for Daddy Day Camp, with such scathingness as ‘a comedy for no ages‘ [NYPost], cause nothing will stop Fred Savage from ruling world. While he may be sluming it with Cuba for now, it won’t be long before Hollywood changes its name to FredSavageGivesUsWood. I mean, not even Scorsese has da passion that Kev-bo gots. And it’s not juss for movies. Take a bite outta deez sheezies:
Diseased Bears Fan
Natural History Buff
& McDonalds Pitchman
NES Power Glove Hater
Gay Superhero
Who Helps Keep Jason Hervey Employed
GI Joe Big Wheel Pimp
Molested Victim
of Child Toucher Howie Mandel
&
Dark Wizard Who Can Make Judge Reinhold
Act Like Dudley Moore In Like Father Like Son
previously on the OC: