America’s Most Livable Loveable City
27. Aug, 2007 
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I didn’t have (t)high eggspectations goin into my trip to Pittsburgh, for Mr & Mrs Pibbums wedding weekend eggstravaganza, but after a whirlwind 48 hrs in Heinz’ Ward, where I got HJs from both Sid Bream and Steely McBeam, the Steel City mos certainly hath steeled my heart!
as a better Baltimore
with the world’s only EWAY and TRIANG!!!
where their beautiful bridges
outnumber the total that Venice
and Nash’s family gotz!
no trip to the land where three rivers meet
is complete w/o a stop at the Warhol Museum
which waRULES mo than Ja Rule!
while the Primanti Bros‘
sang-wiches loaded with fries and slaw
are supposedly a draw
i found their pitts-burgher cheese steak
to be simply the pitts!
but the Iron City Brew
mixed with this motherload in my mouth
slightly made up for that poop sandwich
and all of that grease
was no longer the word
in my head after hittin up
P&G’s Pamela’s Diner
aka Best Pittsburgh Breakfast Winner
time and thyme again
where the chocolate chip & banana
crepe-pancakes
are so effin da greatest mt EVERest
that a return trip to the City of Bridges
is already in the cards!
when staying at the Westin
56 degrees is = to about 75 duh jon gries
guess I shoulda stayed at the Igloo
if I wanted to stay cool
but their dual showerheads
is edward james ALMOS better than receiving head
Kwik, I’m running outta words
to say about the PGH
uh, go Steagles!?
