Ten Things I Think I Think I Think Without A ThinkPad
29. Oct, 2007 
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1) I think the British will never care for American football, especially when we sent them the mos boringistest game imaginable. I’m sure that scary-arsed Jason Taylor robot didn’t help our cause much either. I hope the Brits get revenge on our shores by forcing their potato crisps on us, which are far superior than our junk. Anywho, GOD SAVE STAN GELBAUGH!
2) I think the baseball season ended or something, but I didn’t even realize it ever started. Oh well, there’s always next season, which starts next week when pitchers and catchers report to spring training
3) I think the Redskins got raped by the Pats cause they were looking ahead to next week’s game vs the Jets. To hell with trap games, eh? Good thing they didn’t listen to Admiral Ackbar
4) I think this is the worstest set of fooball photochops mt EVERest
5) I think Brad Childress should dress up like Ragnar the Viking for every home game. I mean, he already has the perfect stache for it. And if that doesn’t rally his busted-arsed troops, I think he should go the Mike Tice route and rock a pencil in the ear
6) I think Ben Utecht should have his own treaty like the city of Utrecht
7) I think Sage Rosenfels should rename his two kids Rosemary and Thyme
8) I think when Quinn Gray retires, he should start a Manfred Mann cover group with Quinn Early called The Mighty Quinns
9) I think no two gifts say Righteous Kwanzaa quite like a SD Chargers Whales Vagina tee and Keeley Hazell’s 2008 Calendar, Topless Versh [NSFW, duhvs]
10) and I think Tony Zendejas’ Mexican Restaurant has surpassed Bill & Ted as the most excellent thang to hail from San Dimas
the title of this post is a homage/fromage
to Peter King’s weekly poofest
