Mr Boom-Bastic
remember Brian Collins? probably not, but he went from Boom Goes The Dynamite to Poof Goes His Career to Bloom Goes His Dynamouth
we love stories with a happening ending, cept for the one David Duchovny got in the movie Full Frontal, cause that movie blows so much that it should be renamed The 401 Blows
sure, this story is weeks old, but so is the frumunda cheese between yer mom’s thighs that we tasted last nite