Puns & Ammo
29. Dec, 2009 
0 Comments
Brothers
Nightmares From My Father
Trailers & Mo | Official Website
Whatta year for the war movie, herspecially after so many years of awful waffle ones!!! First there was the we’re still hurtin from from watchin Hurt Locker, then da not so messy message filled GI Joe Messenger and now comes the comely and bothersome Jim Sheridan remake of the 2004 Danish flick Brødre (Brothers)!!!! Tis one’s about over here AND over there. Tobey Maguire goes off to war in Afghanistan, AGAIN!, leaving Queen of the Jews wifey Natalie Portman to tend the sheep (a terrrrrrrrriffic Bailee Madison + Taylor Geare). Porty also has to babysit Tobey’s fresh outta jail brother Jake Gyllenhaal, cause he’s more childish than Chucky at play. Then Maguire is pronounced dead and EVERYTHING CHANGES!!!! Nat has to pick up the pieces and Gyllenenhahhaal wises up and steps in to help her and the kids out, much to the chagrin of angry alchy pops Sam Shepard (not Sam Elliot). BUTTTTTT Spiderman is hactually ALIVE and mentally wounded and comes home and EVERYTHING CHANGES AGAIN!!!!!! what happens then is hush-hush from our mushmouth cause you will not want to miss this, and in particular, the last 20 or so heart pounding minutes, which might juss be the 20 or so bestest we’ve seen this year
Take A Mulligan: everyone’s IT girl (and ours first, you basterds!) Carey Mulligan pops up as a serviceman’s wifey. we loves Ports-man, but wonder how the movie woulda been had Mulls gottsen the op to play Tobey’s wife. or how about if long lost Mare Winningham, who plays the brothers’ step-mum, did?
Verdictgo: Breast In Show
Brothers is up in arms at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
and in honor of awesome brothers, here’s a pic of me and mine…
