Mammal Cruelty
15. Oct, 2010 
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Jackass 3D
3Deez Nutz!!!
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About 5 minutes into the 3rd Jackass we started to doubt if this kinda tomfoolery was still a laughing matter.  Had Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn, Chris Pontius, Ehren McGhehey, Preston Lacy, Dave England and Jason ‘Wee Man’ Acuña‘s five minutes of pain become passé and irrelevant in a YouTube world?  Then we saw a dude get hit in the balls (not Hans Moleman, nor George C Scott), and fall down (327636 times over), IN 3-D, and then we forgot that stoopid notion faster than we forgot about any movie directed by Jason Reitman!!!!!!!  And from that point on, the sh#t eating grin on our face from watching bros get sh$t upon never left or let up until the very last frame of awesomeness
Girls have Sex & The City, and fellas have Jackass, and lettuce juss say that this is juss one of the many great reasons that being born with XY chromosomes is the key to eternal happiness.  If you only see two 3-D movies in your life make it this one and Step Up 3-D, snatchurally! Everything else is bunk, and everything else doesn’t have punches to the face displayed in dazzlingly shot slow-motion replays.  Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you guys, again and again, for putting your life and testicles on the line for our entertainment. Â Please never EVER stop, at least until you lose your testicles
When We Were Princes: before there were Jackass vids there were Big Brother vids. Â The skateboarding mag started releasing them back in 1996, and by the time Number 2 dropped two years later, with Knoxville subjecting his body to a world of terror, a revolution of devolution was born, and spankfully hasn’t quit since
Jackass kicks major a$$ today at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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