Julie Taymor or Less or MORE???!!!?!!??!!!
Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark
Foxwoods Theatre
Official Website | 150 min
Dude, why does everyone hate on Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark?  Do they hate Spider-Man?
Do they hate 12 Spider-Mans?
Do they hate seeing Spider-Man like actually fly in front of their eyes, unlike in the movie when a computer is flying Spider-Man in fake computer world???
PEOPLE, THERE IS A MUSICAL THAT’S NOT SUPER GAY, BUT SUPER EDGE-Y & BONO-Y, AND SPIDER-MAN IS IN IT AND HE’S FLYING ABOVE YOUR HEAD AND YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YER 8 YEARS OLD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DOESN’T WANT TO BE 8 YEARS OLD AGAIN, BESIDES THE NOT EARNING MONEY OR HONEYS STUFFSSS!!
(ok, Â so the show’s a lilllllll toooo looooong, and the story is muddled, even though they basically juss retold both Spider-Man #1 movies, which really isn’t all that complicated, but dude, SPIDER-MAN FLIES IN FRONT OF YOUR THIGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…