Sean Penn Is Angry & Yells – The Movie
17. Jan, 2013 
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Gangster Squad
The Un-Untouchables
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 113 min
Gangster Squad is gangster garbage… that looks nice.  Hate to say it, cause it’s so awful to say, but this movie needed more human tragedies to happen in order to keep it out of theaters.  Then again, watching Emma Stone’s eyes on a giant screen can make any terd look like a diamond
here’s how the movie went down, in gif form
Sean Penn yells and uses his fingers a lot. Â He keeps saying that he owns Los Angeles, but nobody cares except for Josh Brolin’s stupid face
what Sean Penn forgot to mention is that he looks like a sh!tty cross between Dick Tracy’s Flattop & Mumbles
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enter Emma Stone, who is SMOKING
HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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the LAPD be like we need to stop Sean Penn so we need a squad – A GANGSTER SQUAD!!!
throw me a shotgun, cause that’s what gangster squads do!!
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but how are they gonna stop Sean Penn when he so angry about how bad his fake nose looks?!?!?!
and why did he need a fake nose? his normal nose is good enuff to be a bad nose
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and he so pissed that Emma & Ryan are gosling
but America would have Stone-Gosling love in every movie if Hollywood would only give it to us in every movie. GIVE IT TO US HOLLYWÃœRST!!!
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man, Sean Penn is SOOOOO pissed cause the movie’s script is so AWFULLLLLLLLLLL
lines like ‘I’m a cop, and I carry a badge, and I serve AND protect, and {insert clunky generic 40s cop talk here}‘
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Gangster Squad sure has their work cut out for them
better throw me some more shotguns to stop angry Penn!!!
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although you cannot stop angry Sean Penn, you can only hope to contain him
but how do you stop this movie?
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but please never stop Emma Stone being Emma Stone
every man on earth would fcuk her. even gay dudes would
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if that recap made zero sense, that’s what it’s like watching this movie. Â The guy who wrote the screenplay is also penning the plays of screen for Lethal Weapon 5, The Justice League + the Logan’s Run remake. heaven AND hell help us. Â someone needs to gangster squad his writing hands!!
Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Gangster Squad is currently the angriest Sean Penn movie at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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