Killing Me, Hardly

16. Jun, 2015 0 Comments

Me and Earl and The Dying Girl
Me Hurl and The Dying For This Movie To End
Official WebsiteÂ | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 104 min

I don’t even know exactly how to sum up how much I didn’t like (and basically HATTTTTTTTTTTTTED) this movie, and I really don’t have to bother sinceÂ David Edelstein somehow captured my thoughts exactly, but…

if you areÂ looking for a crappier version of…

The Fault in Our Stars

but less romantic

that focusesÂ on one of THE most annoying and non-interesting teenage protagonists I’ve encountered in a whileÂ (thisÂ is not actually him)

who is forced by his mom to hang out with that super adorable girl from Bates Motel, who has nothing to do in the movie cept have big eyes, and eventually shave her head cause she has cancer

and our annoying teen boyÂ gets by in his dweeby high school life with his quirky black friend (think Urkel, but not really. Â I juss wanted to post a gif of Urkel)

and together they re-make movies in a way that’s somehow dumber then the ultra-dumb Be Kind Rewind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7C8nHAAs70

and the whole movie feels like the 193482382th Wes Anderson Rushmore rip-off you’ve ever seen

and the movie feels like one giant cancer guilt trip, that isn’t worth taking

and for some reason Nick Offerman is in it, and he’s basically as exciting asÂ the grumpy looking cats he looks like

and if IÂ don’t have anything nice to say, too bad, causeÂ I already said it, but don’t see this movie cause it sucks, besides MAYBE the last last 5 minutes, but getting to that last five minutes is pointless torture, but I will say something nice – the Pittsburgh-regional locations for the movie were AWESOME! Â Especially the high school they used!