Hair Goes The Neighborhood
16. Dec, 2019 
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Uncut Gems
Sterling, Sharp
Official Site | Trailers & Mo
R | 134 min
This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go to that balls stomped on place more often? Maybe all Adam’s ever needed was to have them Safdie Bros turn his softie-self into the hardie he always needed to be. Uncut Gems finds the Safdie’s picking up where they left off with their last feature – GoodTime – but ramp up the intensity and insanity a notch here + adding some unlikely excellent supporting work by Kevin Garnett, and even Mike Francesa(???!!!!). Fun, and wrenching throughout, but you may just be a bit too on edge by the time the insanity jumps of the cliff at the very end. Balls to the wall Sandler! Stomp on!
Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers
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A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Better Off Fred
Official Site | Trailers & Mo
PG | 109 min
See the MOS EGGSALAD doc Won’t You Be My Neighbor? instead – and pass on this movie altogether, which uses Mister Rogers and his show as a vehicle for a journalist’s journey of self-discovery and therapy for cleaning up his life. The problem? The journalist is sorta real, but his life story is wholly fictionalized, and not even that interesting to begin with. Still, Hanks IS incredible and you MUSS see his performance, but wait til it hits Blockbuster Video, and just FFwd to all his WONDERFUL parts
Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badgers
Gems gleams and Neighboorhood needs some new neighbors, currently at a theater near jews and white nationlistsÂ
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
