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Bond Is Word

13. Apr, 2020 0 Comments

1940s Disney Themed War Treasury Bond [HA]

All Posts, Animation, Disney

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Ian Phlegming

10. Nov, 2015 0 Comments

Spectre
Bland, James Bland
Official WebsiteÂ | Trailers & Mo
PG-13Â | 148Â min

spectre

I’m digging the origin digging going on in theseÂ Daniel CraigÂ James Bond flicks. Â Sadly, I’m not fully digging on all of the films. Â With the 4 Craig flicks – it’s been GREAT! (Casino Royale), then BLAH! (Quantum of Whatever), then HECK YEAH! (Skyfall), and now – with Spectre – it’s like ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A total snoozefest!!!!!!!!!!

All I remember is like Bond driving a car in Rome or something, and seducingÂ Monica BellucciÂ in all of 5 seconds and then she’s gone from the movie, and thenÂ BondÂ goes to some snowy place, and then he goes to another snowy place and then like wants to helpÂ LÃ©a SeydouxÂ cause she’s hot, and then they have to go to Tangiers or something and then there’s a mouse, and a hidden room, and then they go to the desert and cross paths withÂ Christoph WaltzÂ as aÂ nehru jacketed doctor of evilÂ [spoiler alert]

Christoph Waltz nehru jacket

and then? Â I dunno – some kinda conclusion that’s not conclusive, or interesting

I like the rebooting of the Bond character – but it’s time to hit the reboot button again. Â Maybe they should tryÂ to go ultra-cheesy and do a throwback to the Roger Moore days. Â Why not even do a Bond period piece? Â Or Bond as a ninja?? Â Everyone loves ninjas. Â Or Bond orbiting Uranus????

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badger

SpectreÂ is not so spectre-tacular at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

All Posts, James Bond, Movie Reviews

007, Bond, Christoph Waltz, Daniel Craig, James Bond, LÃ©a Seydoux, Monica Bellucci, Spectre, Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badgers

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Never Say Fap Again

17. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Domino Petachi

Kim Basinger

Fatima Blush

Barbara Carrera

Patricia
geee whiz, where's mr yuk when u need him!!
Prunella Gee

Lady in Bahamas
i want to pounce de leon!!
Valerie Leon

Maximilian Largo
that's NAMBLA love, actually
Klaus Maria Brandauer

Maximilian Largo’s Atari Arcade Casino

Double O snap, yo!

All Posts, Film Hotties, Games, Hotties, NSFW

007, arcade, Arcade Games, Atari, Barbara Carrera, Bond, Bond Girl, Bond Girls, fap, James Bond, Kim Basinger, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Prunella Gee, Valerie Leon

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FapFauxsino Royale

17. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Vesper Lynd/007

Ursula Andress

Miss Goodthighs
all of my daughters go by this name
Jacqueline Bisset

The Detainer/007
we joined in the mile high club in the LAVI tory
Daliah Lavi

Agent Mimi/Lady Fiona McTarry
did it o-KERR to u that she's so fine, like veryfine juices?
Deborah Kerr

Mata Bond
i munch a bunch on mata's HAIRY vagina
Joanna Pettet

Meg
meg always brings out my white
Alexandra Bastedo

Moneypenny

Barbara Bouchet

Dr Noah/Jimmy Bond
if he'd bang his adopted daughter, then we all still have a chance with his wood, man!
Woody Allen

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007, Alexandra Bastedo, Barbara Bouchet, Bond, Bond Girl, Bond Girls, Daliah Lavi, Deborah Kerr, fap, Jacqueline Bisset, James Bond, Joanna Pettet, Moneypenny, Ursula Andress, Woody Allen

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Fapino Royale w/Cheese

17. Nov, 2006 0 Comments

Vesper Lynd

Eva Green

Solange
it's DESTINY i get with this child
Caterina Murino

Valenka
ivana tinkle in her mouth
Ivana Milicevic

Hot Room Technician
she put the HOT in HOT ROOM TECHNICIANICIAN!!
Rebecca Gethings

Card Player #3
with her, i always play dealer's choice
Diane Hartford

Ocean Club Receptionist
while i was out... BANGING HER IN THE BROWN SIDE
Christina Cole

French News Reporter
i'll leave my au jus sauce all over du jeu
FÃ©licitÃ© Du Jeu

Tennis Girl #2

Veronika Hladikova

Tennis Girl #1
my flav: game, set, snatch!!
Alessandra Ambrosio

James Fu%king Bond!!
he's so gonna be 2nd best bond mt everest!!!
Craig, Daniel Craig!!!

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007, Alessandra Ambrosio, Bond, Bond Girl, Bond Girls, Caterina Murino, Christina Cole, Daniel Craig, Diane Hartford, Eva Green, fap, FÃ©licitÃ© Du Jeu, Ivana Milicevic, James Bond, Rebecca Gethings

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Movie Reviews

January 23rd, 2020

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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers.Â You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies.Â In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process.Â It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]

January 14th, 2020

Rian’s Hopeless

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caught up on a lot of movies.Â no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi.Â You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson.Â Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]

December 16th, 2019

Hair Goes The Neighborhood

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Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs.Â It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!!Â YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!!Â Why don’t you go […]

November 27th, 2019

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The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes!Â DeNiro is best when he is quiet!Â Pacino is even bester when he’s loud!Â And dancing with women!! Â Tommy The Tit IS the tits!!Â Lums!!!Â that’s what […]

November 20th, 2019

The George Michael Worrywart Machine

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Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!!Â BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!!Â THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]

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Hotties

November 18th, 2020

Tatooine Desert Fox

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Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox

August 26th, 2020

Brazilian Wax Poetic

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Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012

July 27th, 2020

The de Havilland

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104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world.Â we needed 208.Â miss you tons Olivia de Havilland.Â miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us.Â we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]

January 27th, 2020

Former vs Ladder

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Pin Up Models at Miami Fire College by Bunny Yeager, 1955 [GMG]

January 17th, 2020

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I’ll have what she’s not wearing

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Best of

March 10th, 2020

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thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!!Â (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me.Â do you? (note â€“ each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed Youâ€™ve Reached the Office of […]

February 7th, 2020

The 2019 Thighsmans

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we named theÂ breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matterâ€¦ SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]

February 3rd, 2020

Thighs Wide Movies 2019

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Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]

January 1st, 2020

This Is List â€“ 2020

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there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]

March 8th, 2019

Fifteen Nifteen

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thighs wide is FIFTEEN years shut – TODAY!!!!!Â (somehow we skipped documenting fourteen, but fourteen is always an odd age)Â we’ve finally gotten our learner’s permit, and let me permit you to see some of the crap we crapped here over the past year of cheers and fears! (note – each picture below is clickable […]

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